FVO: (SFX: Re-tuning radio hiss)…and finally on the news tonight.

An irate customer held up his bank at gunpoint today demanding to pay no ATM fees ever again.

He left empty handed when staff at ING Direct told him he already gets this benefit with his existing Orange Everyday account.

A spokesman for ING Direct explained that when customers deposit their salary into an Orange Everyday bank account they don’t pay fees at any ATM in Australia, whatever they withdraw.

He declared that people could make their salary go further with an ING Direct account and they should apply at ingdirect.com.au