MVO:   (Whispering) Is that what I think it is?

FVO:    (Also whispering) Yes, I’m sure it is.

MVO:    I thought so.

FVO:     That one’s a male.

MVO:    And here’s another one.

FVO:     Oh. We know what usually happens when two males…

MVO:    Yes, we…and yes…that is, indeed, what’s happened.

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