BLOKE 1:      So how did the speed dating go?

BLOKE 2:     Not that well.

BLOKE 1:      Did you use that chat up line I gave you?

BLOKE 2:      The one about opening a joint bank account? Yeah, disaster.

BLOKE 1:      You must have said it wrong.

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BLOKE 1:      I’ve got another opening line about Self Managed Super Funds. It’s fail safe.